520+ Witch Puns: Funny, Flirty & Freaky For 2025 is your ultimate spellbook of laughs and clever wordplay!
Whether you’re casting a charm, stirring up some trouble, or just brewing up a laugh, these witch puns are pure magic.
From sassy spell jokes to romantic broomstick flirts, we’ve conjured up the funniest, flirtiest, and freakiest puns to enchant your 2025.
Perfect for Halloween captions, spooky texts, or just to be the punniest witch in your coven — this collection is witch-approved and ready to cast a smile! 🧙♀️✨
Let’s dive in!
Witch Puns for Halloween
- 🧙 Are you a spell? Because I’m completely under your influence this Halloween
- 🧙 You be the broom, I’ll be swept away
- 🧙 My love for you is like a bubbling cauldron—hot and unstoppable
- 🧙 Are you a black cat? Because you’ve crossed my heart
- 🧙 I must be bewitched, because I can’t stop thinking about you
- 🧙 You had me at hocus pocus
- 🧙 Forget tricks, you’re the ultimate treat
- 🧙 You make my heart levitate like a witch’s hat
- 🧙 I’m not scared of ghosts—just scared of missing you
- 🧙 You’re spooktacular, broom-mate
- 🧙 Love you to the broom and back
- 🧙 You hexed my heart
- 🧙 You’re wickedly cute
- 🧙 This witch is falling for you
- 🧙 I’ve been brewing up feelings for you all Halloween
Halloween Witch Puns
- 🎃 You’re brew-tiful inside and out
- 🎃 Broom-mates forever?
- 🎃 My witch senses tingled when I saw you
- 🎃 You cast a love spell and I’m not even mad
- 🎃 You’re the ghoul of my dreams
- 🎃 I witch you were mine
- 🎃 Just a witch looking for her warlock
- 🎃 Are you a potion? Because you’ve got me enchanted
- 🎃 I must’ve caught your spell—can’t stop smiling
- 🎃 Love so strong, even garlic can’t keep me away
- 🎃 Are you made of pumpkin spice and magic?
- 🎃 Let’s make Halloween history together
- 🎃 You’ve got that hocus focus
- 🎃 Love brewed and bottled—just for you
- 🎃 I can’t spell October without U
Funny Witch Puns
- 😹 You’re wicked hot, and I’m spellbound
- 😹 This isn’t a trick—I’m totally into you
- 😹 You ride broomsticks, I ride emotions
- 😹 You make my heart scream like a banshee
- 😹 You must be a spell-check, because everything feels right with you
- 😹 I witch I may, I witch I might, make you mine tonight
- 😹 You put the “ow” in power
- 😹 You’ve got me bubbling like a hot cauldron
- 😹 Your smile is scarier than any ghost—because it haunts me
- 😹 You slay like a vampire at a garlic-free buffet
- 😹 I’m batty for you
- 😹 Even my potions aren’t as intoxicating as you
- 😹 I’m under your spell and loving it
- 😹 We’ve got great chemis-spook
- 😹 You make me want to cackle forever
Witch Puns One-Liners
- 🧹 Broom-mates make soul-mates
- 🧹 Hex yeah, you’re cute
- 🧹 Love brewed, feelings stewed
- 🧹 Spells > texts
- 🧹 I witch I was kissing you
- 🧹 Bat to the bone for you
- 🧹 Pumpkin spice and your smile—my kind of potion
- 🧹 I’ve got 99 problems but a witch ain’t one
- 🧹 I’m spell-struck
- 🧹 Broom you later, heartbreaker
- 🧹 Witched up and in love
- 🧹 Wicked good looks, wicked good heart
- 🧹 Let’s haunt the town tonight
- 🧹 One broom, two hearts
- 🧹 Flying high on your love
Witch Puns for Instagram
- 📸 Just here brewing up some cuteness
- 📸 Broom hair, don’t care
- 📸 Feeling witchy and flirty
- 📸 Cursed with good looks
- 📸 Brewing magic and mischief
- 📸 Slay, witches, slay
- 📸 I’ve got spells and selfies
- 📸 Bewitched and beautiful
- 📸 Cackles and captions
- 📸 Spellbound and snatched
- 📸 Glammed up and broom-ready
- 📸 Sorcery never looked so cute
- 📸 Magic in every pixel
- 📸 Cursed to be this fabulous
- 📸 Hashtag Hexed
Scarlet Witch Puns
- 🌀 You’re my chaos magic
- 🌀 I don’t need the multiverse—just you
- 🌀 Wanda you be mine?
- 🌀 You’re vision-ary
- 🌀 I’d break reality for you
- 🌀 You hexed my heart harder than Agatha
- 🌀 Let’s rewrite fate—together
- 🌀 You’re the magic in my Maximoff
- 🌀 You make my world disappear
- 🌀 I’m under your Sokovian spell
- 🌀 You’re the only variant I want
- 🌀 My love for you is stronger than vibranium
- 🌀 Your love could shatter timelines
- 🌀 You’re the reason I’d break the hex
Cute Witch Puns
- 🧡 Broommates forever, cutie
- 🧡 You had me at abracadabra
- 🧡 Love potions and sweet notions
- 🧡 You’re too gourd to be true
- 🧡 Love you more than pumpkin pie
- 🧡 You’re the hocus to my pocus
- 🧡 Your spells are sprinkled with cuteness
- 🧡 Bat kisses and wand wishes
- 🧡 We’re the cutest coven
- 🧡 You’re the magic in my moonlight
- 🧡 I’m wrapped up like a mummy in your love
- 🧡 Potion for two, please
- 🧡 You float my broom
- 🧡 I’m enchanted by your smile
- 🧡 You’re the cutest witch in the west
Conclusion
Whether you’re stirring up laughs on Halloween night or spicing up your Instagram feed, witch puns are your ultimate spellbook of humor.
From funny to flirty and from cute to chaotic, there’s a pun for every magical mood.
So grab your broom, cast a smile, and let these enchanting lines keep the fun flying high. After all, a little laughter is the best kind of witchcraft!
